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ShtankGanked

When his EX wont stop comin around, and she finds out about your FAVORITE perfume.. and she starts spreading it on THICK, and you stop wearing it.. and then you cant stand to even smell it anymore.. it belongs to her now.. you just got “ShtankGanked”
Daaaaamn girl, is she wearin your favorite perfume now too?

Yo ass got ShtankGanked and you aint done shiiit.

...shit up! 😤
by KrashWorship April 22, 2018
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spankbank

memories,thoughts or fantasy's you have about you having sex with someone or watching them have sex with someone else.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.
Is my wife in your spankbank when your trying to get yourself off?
by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008
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stankwang

A name that you call someone to subtly insinuate that they are a buttfag and have gay anal intercourse, thereby getting feces on their cock
thus, giving the name combination of "stank" (for the doodoo) and "wang" (for their gay penis)
Me: Jimmy dude, you're such a stankwang.

Jimmy: I'm just a fragile little girl, leave me alone!

Me: Whatever buttfag.

(Jimmy throws a big fit and leaves to be a stankwang with his redheaded friend)
by Jubeidude February 6, 2007
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Stankmaker

Ass, butt, rear-end, booty. The body part you most generally sit upon.
Bitch! Move your god damn stankmaker out of my fuckin' way!
by Koli the Word Smith June 14, 2011
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skankbasket

collection of girls who look like hoes and/or sluts
could refer to a family, group of friends, or a clique you dont like
The cheerleading team has really developed into a skankbasket.
by elratador April 18, 2008
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skankbanger

A generally underestimated male who is far tougher than he receives credit for, for Two reasons. One of which can be understood by looking into his memoir of Skanks portfolio, and the other must be left to the individual to understand for themselves if they choose to go there.
Watch yourself and your bitch around that fuckin Skankbanger bro, he’ll hit You and IT weather your watching or not, if you come at him sideways.
Also known to bring horrific mental & physical agony upon anyone that cross’s that line.
by Vendetta Fist February 9, 2019
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SkankBank

Similar to “Rickrolling” but on a smaller scale, and not as sneaky and misleading.

Friends and foe can and complete strangers “Skankbank” each other, adding skankbank currency to their existing “Skankbank account”. To SkankBank someone or “Add to your account” with the Skankbank you must Text, instant message, personal message, or telephone an individual other than yourself or your mother and father(S) (one can not skankbank their own parents alive or dead) and communicate only the word “Skankbank” (if on telephone wait for the person in theory to say hello and reply to them very loudly and quickly “SKANKBANK!”).

By doing this you have Skankbanked said person and they are now in your account as currency with the Skankbank.

You may also go for a rebound and Skank bank a person a second time, but this can only be done In a separate message or telephone call and does not count unless you do so before they have time to respond to the initial skankbanking. Doing this is referred to as “Double Decker Skankbanking” and is banned in 3 states and frowned upon in Russia, though it is a perfectly legitimate act to attempt.

If you can cause someone to cry from skankbanking (try and target pregnant, pms’ing women or emotionally unstable homosexual men for best results) you are immune to incoming skankbanking for a time span of 1 week from the last tear they cry. This is called Wet Skankbanking

To keep your immunity for an optimal amount of time you may want to explore harassing the individual with more skankbanking and tormenting them to make them feel less adequate (keep in mind the initial reason they started crying has to originate from your skankbanking or it does not count as Wet Skankbank currency. You can not skankbank someone already crying for this reason. Instead wait for them to stop, at this time their emotions and likelihood of being pushed over the edge is at its highest. This state is known as “Ripe for the Skankbanking”.

Crying to avoid being skankbanked is punishable with death.

History:

Skankbanking was invented in the 1930’s by Lumber jacks that would climb atop the tallest tree and yodel “Skank bank!” to their nearest adversary. If two or more lumberjacks would Yodel it at the same time they would fight to the death to determine who the rights of the Skankbanking went to.
If you receive a text message saying nothing but “Skankbank” with or without an exclamation assisting punctuation you have been skankbanked and are the Skankbankee legal skankbank tender of the assaulting Skankbanker.

Messages that include anything other than the initial statement do not count. An example of this such as “Hey how is the weather, my nipples are chafing me up a storm, oh and by the way SKANKBANK”.
by Stanley Travis April 25, 2008
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