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socially retarded

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies
"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."
by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011
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social retard

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...
"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"
by szcarlette August 27, 2006
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socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family
Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!
by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012
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social retard

Someone who either can't learn social skills, learned them too late, doesn't care about them, or doesn't want to learn them. The fact you had to look this easy, almost non-slang definition up on a freaking website means you're probably a social retard. Don't worry, it's actually becoming pretty common.
Monica: Yeah, I'd say hi and talk to her, but she freaking looks at me for five solid seconds before thinking what to say.
Daisy: Well, you know she's a social retard, just give her a chance.
by internetless December 25, 2015
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social retard

The Social Retards are a clan set up in the time before time, a clan which not only live to kill, but kill for fun.

You can read more about them at www.srclan.co.uk
Spoony is such a social retard.
Aye, whereas Mr Camel is just a retard.
by Gazza August 16, 2004
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social retard

social retard

(semi-offensive term):

a) (offensive ): A person in North America, born after 1970, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious, non family, non endo-ethnic arranged marriage reasons.

b) a person in North America who was born after 1950, who was never mentally ill, yet who never had any close friends either when they were a bratager and idiotager, and turned out fine when they became young adults.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with such sociological concepts as swag and yolo, it is not royal flush to be a social retard under definition a), unless you want to, on your own free will, for who knows what reason, to star in the remake of the movie The 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma September 11, 2014
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social retard

social retard

A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 2, 2014
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