Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.

Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again

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Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

by Smooshface June 1, 2009

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Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.

we are going to make a smooshy cookie.

by Red Wench April 3, 2009

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“that’s my smooshy”

“a what?”
“josh kiszka”

by geminimilk January 12, 2023

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Smooshie

A term used to describe something adorably soft, clumsy-cute, or emotionally comforting in a playful way.
Often used for movies, characters, or moments that feel like a warm giggle.

Fall Guy was such a smooshie.
Just smooshie — and I loved it."

by Cloaine June 7, 2025

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