Gorilla Sloth

A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)

Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.

by sepha June 8, 2011

sloth

the cutest (yet slowest) animal in the world over any animal like a puppy I would rather have a sloth sloths are super cute and cool

Slothnation

by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER May 2, 2017

SLOT

To kill, to put someone in a grave, which is literally a slot in the ground.

"I hate you so much one day I'm going to slot you."

by AKR0NEEM9 February 19, 2017

the sloth

dance moves where you shake your arms in a swinging motion

brittni was doing the sloth yesterday at the dance
Yo i love that move

by the mamba not kobe bryant June 14, 2013

Wiener slot

The slot on the front of men's underwear. While the intended purpose of this slot is to allow for the wearer of the garment to withdraw their genitalia, nobody actually uses it. Although, it is possible that someone does. It is possible that somewhere in this world there is a man with the audacity to defy the standards of society and use The Slot, despite the very real possibility of ostracism, or even crucifixion. Such a man would be difficult to identify, because of the intimate and subtle nature of his rebellion, and is likely a master of concealment. He could be living beside you, your co-worker, your neighbor, even your family member, and you would never know. How should we regard him? Should we fear him? Should we hate him? Does he deserve punishment? Who is he to defy our customs? Who is he to ignore our rules? He is just a man, and as a man he is subject to Man’s Law, which, of course, explicitly prohibits the use of The Wiener Slot. Or should we embrace him? Should we admire his bravery, his instance on personal freedom? It may be that one day he will come forward and we will permit him to remove our shackles. It may be that one day we will look back on this time as a period of confusion and darkness and say, “Thank you, Weiner Slot guy, for liberating us from our ignorance!” It may be that our very civility rests in accepting the way of this man, this enigma, this loneliest of revolutionaries. It may be… It may very well be.

My name is XXXXX XXXXXXXXX, and I use the Wiener Slot.

by Anglomofo April 8, 2010

sloth cunt

An excessively lazy and arrogant person. One becomes a sloth cunt when they partake in an act with no moral regard for anyone else.

"Did you see that girl with hepatitis double dip her french fry? Such a sloth cunt thing to do."
"If the world were full of sloth cunts we'd all be fucked."

by thegreenadvocado October 5, 2015

Sloth Cock

When a penis is so large its slouching like a sloth.

Sara told me Sam's dick is like a Sloth cock

by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016