Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

booty slap tickle tag

the game my PE teacher makes us play because volleyball and basketball aren't in his vocabulary

PE Teacher: okay nig- uhh I meant students. since I don't know what to play, lets play booty slap tickle tag.
Students: what the fuck
PE Teacher: okay so here are the rules :3

HOW TO PLAY BOOTY SLAP TICKLE TAG

1. I choose someone to be the booty tickler
2. The bitch goes around tickling assholes

3. a new person is chosen to sniff and tickle asses (especially the latinas)
4. The cycle repeats

Freaky Kid: oh latina >:D
Latina Kid: nah shit I'm out ✌️
Me: LET ME COME WITH YOUUU
PE Teacher: oh chill its not Diddy is coming
Diddy: I BROUGHT THE BABY OIL
Everyone: FUCK! *dissapers*
Freaky Kid: cmere diddly >:D
Diddy: nah shit I see why your class hates you..

by school_chromebook_user December 18, 2025