skyacking

The act of diving out of an airplane or helicopter in a kayak or canoe.

Emo Jew - "Hey wanna give up on life and skydive without a parachute?"

Logical stoner - "Yes, lets. However let's do it in style. Let's go skyacking!"

by Th30hja3ff3ct March 11, 2010

skyballing

The thrilling combination of speed balling anf sky diving.

"Johny depp and I are going skyballing this thursday" - Wynona Rider, 1998

by rl8813 October 10, 2013

Skyfalling

Using uppers and downers at the same time.

I took some uppers and downers at the same time. After about 10 minutes I was skyfalling.

by Knight of The Order of Myself May 29, 2016

Skylarking

To commit a crime with clear and obvious intent and injure ones self in the commission of said crime. When questioned by the police however refer to the old adage of 'Skylarking' (whilst using your Jedi mind powers to convince the police) and you will get away with it.

"Hey man, I broke into a rugby club and fell through the dang roof! When the cops came I just told them we were skylarking.. They are it up and even drove us home!!"

tom foolery shennanigans dupedworrierits a real bloody mess over here

by The Brian McGee September 7, 2016

Skylarking

To commit a crime and then tell police a lie so that you escape punishment. To create a totally unbelievable tale so far fetched that no one but the police would believe it.

Offender: "I was just skylarking officer"
Police: "oh, ok then sport off you go then, you clearly haven't done anything"

by The Brian McGee September 5, 2016

Skylarking

A sexual act whereby a woman lays down naked on her back and man crouches over her, naked as well, and vomits down into her open mouth.

Originated from the common misconception that the cover of seminal English Pastoral-New Wave-Baroque Pop band XTC's classic 1986 album of the same name depicts a pair of lovers engaging in the described act. In reality, they are each just playing the flute.

"Dude, that girl I took out on a date Friday was a total freak - after dinner, we went back to my place and were up skylarking half the night, 'til we had to order in from the diner because I was so hungry."

by stavrosthemuffinman April 20, 2009

SKYWALKIN

SKYWALKIN is giving zero fucks about anything life threatening like doing drugs or not caring about your severe addiction

Joe: hey man, stop the drugs dude. your gonna end up dying before 30

Adam: shut the fuck up, I'm SKYWALKIN out this bitch

Joe: uhh...ok then

by Some Nigglet February 10, 2021