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Yeet and skeet 

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.
-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"
Yeet and skeet by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

Yeet my Skeet 

Typically used as an insult analogous to “go fuck your self”, it can be used in many ways but most are from one man to another.
Man 1: My mans you got a big ass nose, when you eating out a girl ya nose be pokin her breasteses.
Man 2: You lookin for sum’? Man you can Yeet my Skeet bro.

yeet-a-skeet 

To skirt a potential problem
To greet a close friend
Yo she said she had a dick I had to yeet-a-skeet out of there!
Yeet-a-skeet my dude what's up!
yeet-a-skeet by All.in.brov June 18, 2018

Yeet the Skeet 

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”
Yeet the Skeet by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

YEET YEET TATER SKEET 

you slide in when your pizza rolls are done
Person 1: YEET YEET TATER SKEET

person 2: yes the pizza rolls are done

Yeet and skeet 

The good ole Dwight tactic. Yeeting and skeeting is when u date/have sex with someone and throw them away like the condom u had sex with em with.
Me:Maaan, I gave that bitch the heave ho

Friend: The what?
Me: You know ejaculate and evacuate
Friend: What?

Me: You know... yeet and skeet
Friend: Ooooohhhh. Niiiicccee