september 2nd

national grab ass day. today is the day to grab ass, and you cant get in trouble.

babe, today is september 2nd, national grab ass day, so lemme grab yo ass. yo shit look fat today to.

by tttyyuu September 1, 2022

September 2nd

A day when all set 8s are born

It’s September 2nd let’s see what set 8s were born today

by R add rgadhhffsdasg October 18, 2021

September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

September 2nd

The most beautiful people were born on this magnificent day

Boy- Hey were u born on September 2nd?
Girl- Yes, why?
Boy- Here’s a ring for u

by applejuiceisnice November 7, 2023

September 2nd

National Dry Hump day is September 2nd

Its National Dry Hump Day on September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

September 2nd

people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life

"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("

by scary avacado February 6, 2024

September 2nd

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

by PlattywitdaFatty August 1, 2022