September 2nd

Its slap day 😍
Donr be shy slap all your friends and family

P1: slaps
P2: WHYD U DO THAT
P1: its september 2nd?

by Joesmama. September 1, 2021

September 2nd

National Dry Hump day is September 2nd

Its National Dry Hump Day on September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

September 2nd

The most beautiful people were born on this magnificent day

Boy- Hey were u born on September 2nd?
Girl- Yes, why?
Boy- Here’s a ring for u

by applejuiceisnice November 7, 2023

September 2nd

people born on september 2nd are automatically better
(especially better than people born on October 7th)
its the rule of life

"Dang you were born on September 2nd? That means your better than me. :("

by scary avacado February 6, 2024

September 2nd

NATIONAL FUCK DRUNK DRIVERS DAY

Gladys the great was murdered by an evil drunk man on this day, September 2nd is the day we shame drunk drivers as there is no excuse.

by anonymous September 3, 2025

September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

September 2nd

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

by PlattywitdaFatty August 1, 2022