Scrimday

An excuse to have a day off work without warning, reasons being bad knee, miscarriage 3 of 4 this month, cant afford to get to work cos im fat, being too fat and any other reason you can come up with thats makes no real sense

"i cant come in today, because my leg got trapped in a fridge so i need a scrimday"
"i cant come in today, because i have an eating disorder that means i cant eat after 12 and someone slipped me a werthers last night so i need a scrimday"
"i cant come in today, because i got my tits trapped in my socks and now im stuck so i need a scrimday"
"i cant come in today, because im homeless and my bf is a remployee so i need a scrimday"

by Hartless farm foods December 10, 2012

scrimdowsky

A word that I invented. It can mean anything you want it to mean. ANYTHING!

What a scrimdowsky!

Did you see that stupid scrimdowsky?

Punch her in the scrimdowsky.

Get on yo knees and suck my scrimdowsky.

I'm feeling scrimdowsky today.

by jo and ko January 2, 2008

Scrimdog

One who likes scrimaging during or after practice, perticulary lax or hockey.

Lay: Man we gota scrim after this practice
Rod: Lay your such a scrimdog

by Hot RoD October 17, 2008

scrimdumptulously

To act upon shenanigans deviously

He ate that sausage roll really scrimdumptulously

by Coolpseudonym23 October 13, 2023

dragon scram

A bi-early event where a pack of four dragons or more undergo scraming. This most notably refers to the Great Dragon Scram of 1577 in the HBO show Game of Thrones.

Keem: Yo, Hassan, are you coming to watch the dragon scram this year?
Hassan: No, I should KMS I guess.

by LiteralLemon June 15, 2016

flip da scrip

to change it around; to place blame on someone else

Andre was trippin because Shamika tried to flip da scrip on him.

by Depo August 16, 2003