Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 06, 2021

Cumberland Scotch Egg

When an egg is inserted into a vagina. The stomach is then punched and the egg is then consumed frantically.

Your getting a Cumberland scotch egg hen.

by Big baws macgraw November 10, 2021