A Saginaw slushpuppy is when you take an empty slurpee glass at 7-11 and shit in it. Once its full of your bowelrific deposit, you fill the rest of the cup with your favorite flavored slurpee and hand it to an unsuspecting douchebag. Usually, they end up drinking half of it before they realize the surprise
little Billy didn't realize until it was too late, that he was the victim of a cherry flavored saginaw slush puppy
by Dangerous Dirk February 5, 2008
Get the saginaw slush puppymug. The best band in all of Saginaw, Texas, maybe even the US.
Any and all who oppose the mighty SoS Band will fall short and be terminated.
Any and all who oppose the mighty SoS Band will fall short and be terminated.
guy from band 1: Dude, my butt hole still hurts from satuday...
guy from band 2: What happend?
guy from band 1: We lost to the Spirit of Saginaw Band!!! We got Raped!!!
guy from band 2: What happend?
guy from band 1: We lost to the Spirit of Saginaw Band!!! We got Raped!!!
by The thin beast February 25, 2009
Get the Spirit of Saginaw Bandmug. Saginaw squirting is the act of inserting mentos into a woman’s vagina and proceeding to fill the vagina with Diet Coke. The liquid that sprays out as a result is Saginaw Squirt.
I met this hottie at the bar last night and she took me back to her place and sprayed my face with that Saginaw Squirt.
by dswee June 12, 2025
Get the Saginaw Squirtmug.