sportin' it

Having a massive hard-on.

Dear lord that guy is sportin' it tonight.

by Shivering Knight January 3, 2014

sportin' extra pounds

To be overweight, or obese. Like someone could be sportin' 10 extra pounds, or 50 extra pounds.

What's up with Jessica Simpson, she's sportin' extra pounds. Like 60 of 'em.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 19, 2018

Sportin girl

Slang term for a hooker in the wild west. Made famous by probably one of the best cowboy series (and better than any movie) ever made - Lonsome Dove.

I was wonderin if I could find me one of those sportin girls in town.

by HARDCASHISKING April 13, 2025

Billy Bob Sportin

When white trash thinks he/she has something nice, when its really a piece of junk.

Look at Joe over there billy bob sportin in his 1992 Camaro

by JNeuge February 26, 2017

double sportin'

When you're screwing two seperate Cougars without them knowing about each other.

My double sportin' days were over when Lacy found out about Melissa.

by OERIC January 5, 2009

snortin the sofa

Snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your ass down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has accumulated in it. The people that own it are used to their own pew and don't even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.

Jesus H. Christ, I sat on Dwane's couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. I just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. That fucking thing must be flammable.

by Big Ed Moustapha March 11, 2010

Sporting KC

The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.

Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."

Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."

by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012