September 14

Get a dog and a cat and see where it goes from there

Go get a dog and a cat on September 14

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019

september 14

A REAL BITCHES BIRTHDAY

“oh wasn’t she born in september?”
“SEPTEMBER 14 TO BE EXACT”

by uwumarlee December 17, 2019

September 14

The day losers where born.. oh wait I was born on that day... I guess I took the L

u where born on September 14 HAH loser

by I took the L October 23, 2019

September 14

National kiss your girl day

it’s september 14th, i’m gonna go kiss my girlfriend!

by kaiandr September 14, 2021

September 14

National bitch holiday

You were born September 14 ?? 🤮🤮

by AguilarIsaBitch April 19, 2021

september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021