Russell

One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.

The house shook as the Russell claimed his 27th virgin of the week.

by Virgin Killer January 30, 2008

Russell

A name given to a beast penis

The russell is HUGE!!!

by Beast d0nk3r May 16, 2018

Russell

That one brown guy in the group.

Omg who's that?

Oh that's just Russell, Russell?
Yeah that one brown guy.

by Colin Ng October 18, 2021

Russell

Russell Is cool, He is also Very Funny, He has a huge cock, He's Sexy, and athletic and Has Swag Which Comes With his Loyalty.

Gurl 1:Russell Is so Sexy!
Boy 1: I Fuckin hate him He's Cocky
Boy 2: Are You being a Hater Tay?

by Onlydarealsurvives June 16, 2017

Russelled

the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.

I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.

by WIZZAARD August 1, 2008

Russell

Cactus dick

Russell has a cactus dick

by Tlham February 19, 2017

a russell

when you take a giant shit in someones house

i just stoped at Mc Donald's and going to mikes when i get there i better pull a russell

by hairytaco July 3, 2011