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Rude Boy

Having no education, no qualifications, Rude Boys are driven to desperation. They rob, stab, and steal, loot, shoot and wail. They are rougher than rough, tougher than tough, and dreader than dread.

Their actions are unlawful, but these are good men, who do what they must to provide for themselves and their families.

You can not work if there is no job. If your family is starving you will take the food you see, like a lion kills for his lioness.

Don't confuse a Rude Boy with a bad man, a Rude Boy can be a righteous man. They are the by-product of a society that takes from them every day, and forgets them when there is nothing left to take.
I introduce myself as the rudest of all rude boys. Some people call me dreader than dread. And if anyone try to stop rude boys they will get sick in their heads. And end up in the cemetary because theyll be dead. No 100, no 1000 years, no clean face man can judge dread. And when we win this appeal you'll pay for every mans head. So don't be a fool just play cool. Because this is rude boy dreader than dread.

“But as you can see, they’re from a poor generation
Having no education, no qualification
So they’ve driven to desperation
Can’t get no job so they’ve forced to rob
I’m not saying they should, but as you know
A hungry man is an angry man
So think it over before you bind them over
Please give them a break to mend their mistakes
As you already know, robbery was from creation
For robbery befell the black nation
Our ancestors once ruled the world and all it’s gold
But now we’re poor.” ­ Martin (Barrow, 56)
by Mat Mc April 27, 2008
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rude boys

Rude boys, along with Townies and Chavs are basically a bunch of no-hopers that are steadily on the increase in Britain. They are losers who aspire to ridiculously dressed rap artists such as 50 Cent who give off a completely inaccurate portrayal of American Ghettoes. The modern British rude boy is almost always born into a middle or upper class family and have a perfect upbringing. When they reach their teens they will, in a sorry attempt to rebel against their horribly sheltered upbringing, start speaking and dressing like idiots. They will pay little or no attention to their education and begin smoking and doing other light drugs by the time they reach Y9 at secondary school. In actuality underprivileged children who are brought up in real Ghettoes would embrace an education as a chance to escape from the harsh gun-culture that they are forced into. British rude boys waste the middle-class opportunities they are blessed with and ruin their lives.

Rude boys hate anyone who does not conform to this stereotype. Anyone who shows any signs of individuality and doesn’t enjoy listening to 50 Cent, Tupac or even Blazin' Squad (A bunch of teenage pricks with abnormally small heads and a fixation with prostitutes who probably all went to Oxford and whose parents own villas in the south of France).

I could go on...but I wont 'cos this definition could turn into a novel.

So, to summarise. A rude boy is the very epitome of British conformism and cowardice.

They are scum.
RUDE BOY: "I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 12, I smoke 'cos I’m gangsta!"
INDIVIDUAL: "Sure you did Eugene...we all believe you."
by The Last Individual February 11, 2005
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rude boys

people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.
(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time
by merlin January 25, 2005
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Rude Boy

USA - Someone is tougher/nastier than they appear to be
He's tougher than he looks, watch out for him. He's a rude boy.
by NYCGreatest1 January 23, 2010
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Rude Boy

Definition One: A boy whose impolite, or a 'badman'
(Badman being a slang word in the UK)

Definition Two: A song by Rihanna
Definition One:
Person 1: That boys so cool.
Person 2: He's such a rudeboy!

Definition Two:

'C'mon Rude boy, boy,
Can you geddit up?'
by rudegirl19 July 10, 2010
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rude boys

basically my idea of a rude boy from what i see in my city (bristol) is someone with black skin who thinks because of his colour can act threatening and violent. Many rude boys from my city infact all the rude boys in my city follow a certain dress code ; they wear flat caps, air force 1's (or anyother brand new pair of trainers from footlocker preferably made by nike or adidas)baggy jeans or tracksuit bottoms, so baggy that their ass is hanging out and usually hoodies. All of which keep the tags on their clothes for some reason which is unknown, it looks pathetic and is in no way a fashion trend to them maybe but then again they dress like a bunch of wankers. Rude boys also speek in a different way to you and me, they use words like razzzclot, bloodclot, bumbaclot, blood, seen, bare, u get me. They sound like fucking idiots and to hear one of them speak like that just makes me wanna break something. To be honest im not racist, but when you get a bunch of uneducated rude boys trying to mugg you for your phone and anything else which may be valuable then i think i have a right to be. Its sad how this ever increasing group of black people ruin the whole black community's image and then they wonder why people are racist. Yes many people don't like black people but do you ever stop and think maybe there's a reason behind it. I can be honest with you here and say i have never been mugged by a white person or been attempted to be mugged by a white person nor have any of my friends, but i certianly know loads and when i mean loads im talking of about atleast 20 - 30 people i know have been mugged by these "rude boys". They are the most hated group of people in my city, not hated because of the colour of their skin but because of their behaviour. Same applies to chavs i hate them as equally as rude boys and their predominantly white. As i was sayin rude boys represent the fuck up in society, the poor and uneducated but now you get rich fuckers who have in no circumstances come from the "ghetto" and act like complete and utter pricks. If i had my way i would have anyone and everyone who spoke and dressed like a rude boy locked up and all you hippies out there with your keep the peace , human rights shit fuck you. They should be locked away because they are causing serious problems and are ruining the lives and reputations of hundreds of thousands if not millions of other decent well respected black people. I show no pitty or sympathy for these rude boys, they dont deserve it. Going around selling drugs, mugging people they don't deserve anything else than a prison sentence. How could anyone say its not their fault? They didnt mean to do it? is it fuck! of course its there fault you cant blame these problems on other people but perhaps it is their parents fault because the majority of these rude boys are from broken down homes and have single parents their fathers left them before they were born, tragic i know. They had the chance to learn at school but fucked it up so whos fault is that.....well i guess it isnt theirs is it hahahaha absolutely furious. it would make my day if rude boys were sad enought to read this if they could afford the luxury of the interent because i know i can. Yes im a sad little tosser who has nothin better to do with his life then just wright a load of crap about a group of people because he doesnt like them, thats about correct . fuck u !!!!!!!
'yow blood clot, i herd ur linkin my gyal , your gonna get murked by bare manz' thts ghetto rude boy language 4 u in a nut shell my frend!!!!!!! rude boys
by wertymdox July 28, 2008
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Rude Boi

person who doesnt let others fuck with him,
is willing to kill those that hurt the one he loves, also will kill anyone who touches his man
this person is most always gay
Hey to you bitches and ass' messin with my boo, i'm about to go Rude Boi on your asses
by Jaded-Heart January 13, 2009
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