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No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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Rubberducking

It is a term for ball tapping. It is also used to describe the act of slapping a woman's breast to inflict pain. When one does either one of these action they must scream out Rubber Duck or Rubber Ducked. The first person to ever ball tap someone under the new name was NK from Pennsylvania at about 4:30 p.m. The first time a breast was slapped under the name was about 10 min. later by a KP from the same state. (Caution: Check local and international law before performing Rubberducking as it may violate them. Rubberducking may cause cancer. Please Rubberduck responsibly and enjoy.)
Person 1: Come here I have a present.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: "slap" RUBBERDUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: PAIN
Person 3: That was some amazing Rubberducking!!!!!!!!!
by rubberduck madien April 26, 2011
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