raisins

The lowest possible poker hand you can have with your cards.

I was dealt a 2 and a 3, giving me the raisins.

raisins by proudaunt62 March 7, 2025

Raisins cookie points

They are like brownie points but actually for bad deeds, or when you are an asshole towards the person you hate the most, and they acknowledging how much they hate you.

Sebastian pull Dave's pants in front of his crush, letting her and friends know he was a stump.

Dave: MAN FUCK YOU

Sebastian: * Dusting his hands off.* I earned my daily Raisins cookie points. Bastard had it coming

Raisins cookie points by Red_Titanium November 22, 2021

Raisins Brah

Raisin Bran? No. Raisins Brah.

Did u hear Jacob yesterday? He was high and screaming at Gina, "RAISINS BRAH"

Raisins Brah by Javocaflea42 May 3, 2021

sky raisins

Some people call them houseflies, but we all know they are really sky raisins...

My cat loves sky raisins, they are his favourite treat!

sky raisins by habssss March 4, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.

Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."

kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016