puto culo gordo

This is basically a word in spanish which means fucking fat ass

One day there was this really fat dude in the middle of the hallway holding us all up, so my friend yelled,
"Oye,MUEVE tu puto culo gordo!!"
-Hey, MOVE you fucking fat ass!!

by chicacaramela April 1, 2009

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panto klamo goatpen

the original that guy, the dude who ruins all your pictures making a funny face in the background

Damn that Panto Klamo Goatpen not one good picture on this memory card He ruined every picture of the party from Friday night

by Pantomatic February 11, 2009

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Panto Klamo Goatpen

- proper noun, person
Panto is regarded as the 'original that guy'.
a that guy is commonly found in the background of many pictures and often ruins pictures.

That god damn Panto Klamo Goatpen ruined all my photos from John's birthday party.

by P.K.Gpen March 18, 2009

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A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)

The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!

by King of Death Metal April 5, 2019

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Gum Punt

When your outdoors and you get tired of chewing your gum so you spit your gum up in the air and drop kick it as far as you can. Can sometimes turn into a competition if your with friends.

Chody: Dude did you just see my gum punt!?

Blainer: Yeah man! it freaking landed in the back of that dudes truck!

by Beauson March 26, 2011

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