poltroon

poltroon - someone who uses the anonymous nature of an online forum to hide their true intent.

Posting to a Bicycling Travel Forum:

"Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion.

Be everything as it may, this transcontinental, international cyclotouriste is navigating to locate a good companion for an extended bicycling tour. Good is defined as---female, healthy, cyclist, with a sense of bold adventure, and the willingness to be compatable on an extended world tour with yours truly."

When in fact this very person claims to have predicted (and declared to the world in a park in Florida) the 9/11 attacks and is just looking for the opportunity to tell you that ... what a poltroon.

by LuvULongTime July 2, 2005

polyrofl

1) means super rolling on the floor laughing (rofl).

OR

2) a type of chicken nugget that is shaped like a rectangle.

1) Jack : A man walked into a bar, he said owch.

Jezalinko : polyrofl

OR

2) Jack : OMG a chicken nugget in the shape of a rectangle!

Jezalinko : its a polyrofl

by lynchyeatspizza June 19, 2008

PolarOrb

Biggest Nonce of the centuary.
Saw him send pics of Aayan to a his uncle.
Jed is usually seen at the back of Poundland with some Emos in their breeding ceremony

Would watch out for him if I were you

You seen PolarOrb lately? He's a right Bricker

by CovCreps December 8, 2021

mementos the flash polaroid maker

(adv.) mè•men•tós — the act of immediately forgetting what it is you have just put in yer mouth

“Man, you must have a mementos the flash Polaroid maker nearby ‘cause I can’t tell you what I just put in my mouth.”

by amicusknox August 18, 2023

polaroid

One of Hellogoodbye's favorite words

May as well Polaroid her with the way i stare
- All Time Lows

You've got Polaroid
And you even know how to rhyme
- Two Weeks In Hawaii

by holadios fan July 3, 2007

Disco Polaroid

The hackin' raddest electronic/freestyle hip hop band to hit the scene in forever.
They rule your cat, your mom, your first grade teacher, and your tacky haircutzzz.
Once you listen to their music, your life will never be the same.
Their shows often involve a lot of: glow sticks, colorful clothing, dancing, strobe lights causing seizures, AMAZINGNESS, and talk of dinosaurs.
They can make up a hit rap about anything on the spot and they all have really nice booties.

"ZOMG, lyke wut r yew doing this wknd?"
"I'M GOING TO A DISCO POLAROID SHOW!"
"wutz a disco polaroid show? LAWLZ"
"oh it's pretty much like a rave but with better looking people and cooler music."
"PSSSSH! I'M COMING!"
"hehe, you said coming."

by PAUL GRIFFITHZZZ October 25, 2008

Polaroid

The act of taking a nude of your significant other using a Polaroid camera, then shoving it up her ass and making her shit it back out before shaking it.

Yo did you hear that Jessica gave Brad a Polaroid?

by BonkBingBongBonk February 22, 2021