Pokrant

Overly homosexual version of a pokemon. Similar to a Pikachu.

Don't choose the pokrant he'll just hump the other pokemon.

by dobler March 7, 2011

pokeanokein

To be slow. Someone who goes out of their way to just be slow or lazy.

Taking more time than needed.

Slow poke

Girl: “will you drive me to the store?”
Mother: “just ask Charlie he will drive you.”
Girl: “but Charlie only goes 15mph. He’s pokeanokein.”

by Crunchy Cat 2000 August 17, 2019

Pokfan

A Nice And Caring Person THAT LOVES Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN Ballz

I LIKE BALLZ MR POKFAN

by NotPokfan June 28, 2023

pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis

"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."

by mar705 February 19, 2026