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Zoe Laverne Pemberton

Zoe laverne is a social media influencer. She is idolized by so many because of her positivity, kindness, and happy attitude. She gets hated on for the mistakes she has made in the past...but everyone makes mistakes...so it’s OK
“Wow is that Zoe Laverne Pemberton? She is so kind!”
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Zoe Laverne Pemberton

She has made mistakes but made up for it and zonuts can u believe there is death threats from dunkins?!
Girl1:Some dunkins alright

Girl2:Do you know what they did?!They are hating on Zoe Laverne Pemberton!
by itszomepisces November 17, 2020
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Zoe Laverne Pemberton

A nice queen! She is so sweet!🥺🤍🌿 Her fandoms name is Zonuts not Zoenuts or Toenuts Or Hoenuts. Zonuts. FOLLOW FACTSPEMB AND XPEMBERTONSX ON TIKTOK!!🧸🧺
by factspemb.xpembertonsx October 8, 2020
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dirty Pemberton

A dirty Pemberton is the act of getting multiple grapes and tying them up like anal beads.
Hurry up mom we have to go get my dirty Pemberton from the store!
by 1637286462 September 27, 2017
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Zoe Laverne Pemberton

A beautiful woman. Yes she makes bad choices but all teens do it. Anyways shes a queen periot. She an amazing dancer.
Hater-Oh hey zoe lahoe poopberton
Zonut- HER NAME IS ZOE. LAVERNE. PEMBERTON.

hater: whatever your talentless clowns
Zonut: all zonuts can dance and zoe. We are all beautiful. Like zoe. And we are all nice like zoe laverne Pemberton

Zonut: she can dance

Zoe
by Frxitloop September 18, 2020
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plebberson

Plebberson (aka Duda aka bad at Minecraft kid) is a extremely depressed individual, he suffers from ASB (Amongus Sussy Boi Disease) he has nearly 1k wins in hypixel duels. He is trash at bridge, his superior (arthurppi2) is much better at bridge and life in general. Plebberson consist of 50% pleb 50% bedless. He has -1 iq and failed his SAT ( he didn’t take it) his supervisor (arthurppi2) has 5000000000 iq guides him to life but he is slightly brain dead. He is broke and buys lunar cosmetics as drugs. Uwu
Plebberson is bad.
by Arthurppi2 June 26, 2021
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Pemberton Parachute

A rarely observed mating ritual of homo sapiens from the Pacific North East. "The Pemberton Parachute" occurs when a female leaks or queefs male ejaculate and/or female "secretions" whilst asleep after a vigorous fudging. By the time of waking these various fluids have formed a cohesive bond in Satan's valley, swallowing, the entirety of the fitted sheet. Tired, but well rested from the previous nights fire hydrant jackhammering she leaps out of bed. This maneuver snaps the aforementioned fitted sheet from the mattress propelling the helpless woman out the window, fitted sheet, firmly attached in tow. It unfolds mid fall and thus safely, and embarrassingly returns the female to terra firma.
Meghan got a good shagging and had a good ol Pemberton Parachute eh?
by A. Strange December 6, 2020
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