petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with there large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 7, 2008

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Penoose

A penis that is long enough to tie into a noose.

It's a penis, it's a noose, it's a fucking penoose.

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penoose

Another way of spelling "penis". This word is especially useful when some guy lets his Johnson "think" for him, and he gets in trouble as a result. It's like the guy put a noose around his own neck!!!

"Dang, that greasy dude should have known better than to have sex with that skank in the bathroom. He lost his job because he let his penoose think for him!"

by The Guvnah July 22, 2007

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petrosexuals

A term used to describe those who major in petroleum engineering. They have the brain power of every NASA rocket scientist combined plus the ability to attract women like a Hollywood celebrity. They spend the days solving the problems of the world and the nights having parties that are legendary. In their spare time, they partake in horizontal drilling activities with those of the opposite sex and never disappoint since they have the ability to lay pipe day and night with their large erect derricks. When drilling, they never find a dry hole because they are able to hit every pay zone no matter how impossible the task may be. The stories of these great individuals are known by many, but experienced by few.

There are no such things as lesbians, just women who haven't been with petrosexuals.

by Do Work Son April 8, 2008

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