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How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?
by The B Master March 20, 2011
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PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES

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"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"
by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019
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why is my penis big

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime
John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now
by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
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jack is a penis

jack is a pp
by sisterfister69 March 24, 2021
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Guacamole nigga penis

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis
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