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peam

when something is better than peak
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the following comment from t he video "Black Knife in the Style of ULTRAKILL"
> Video with less than 100 views
> Look inside
> It's peam
by nulz_derrrr August 17, 2025
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Peam Crie

What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.
I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.
by Drawkcab Gnik January 27, 2011
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The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014
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Peameal Bacon

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.
American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.
by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013
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Peameal sandwiches

Often referred to having an "Argy Bargy", coming over for "a Peameal Sandwich" means to log onto Warzone within the next 30-45 min.
Jon typed in Discord, "Yo boys Peameal sandwiches. My place. Let's go".

Chris and Dan made a mental note to grab supper and log onto Warzone to get fucking ruined in Warzone (bc Activision's SBMM is way too overaggressive and is seemingly targeting the group for total fist-fucking every single fucking night)
by Firingblind December 11, 2020
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The Peametric System

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor
Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger
by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 2, 2014
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Peamnut Butter Bamgels

The best snack for when you cant sleep
Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels
by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020
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