Peam

An alternate version of the slang word "peak".

"Hey, wanna see this meme I made? It's peam as hell!"

Peam by [Apha] January 21, 2026

Peam Crie 

What you believe to be a cute deer in the woods making a squeeky sound is really a wet anus leaking on the forest leaves.

I was walking in the woods when I heard a peam crie. It bought tears of joy to my eyes.

Peam Crie by Drawkcab Gnik January 27, 2011

The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

The Peametric System by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 1, 2014

Peameal Bacon 

Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.

American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.

Peameal Bacon by LauraTheAwesome15 October 6, 2013

Peameal sandwiches 

Often referred to having an "Argy Bargy", coming over for "a Peameal Sandwich" means to log onto Warzone within the next 30-45 min.

Jon typed in Discord, "Yo boys Peameal sandwiches. My place. Let's go".

Chris and Dan made a mental note to grab supper and log onto Warzone to get fucking ruined in Warzone (bc Activision's SBMM is way too overaggressive and is seemingly targeting the group for total fist-fucking every single fucking night)

Peameal sandwiches by Firingblind December 11, 2020

The Peametric System 

The system of comparing penis sizes through standing front to front with erect penises, edging towards eachother until one mans penis touches the body of the other man

This man is crowned victor

Me and my buddy, rob, used the peametric system to finally resolve the conflict of whose penis is larger

The Peametric System by xxcocksuckerelite69xx March 2, 2014

Peamnut Butter Bamgels 

The best snack for when you cant sleep

Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels

Peamnut Butter Bamgels by Castor Charmwood September 11, 2020