Obtuse

The state of being simultaneously high and in a reclined position

Person 1: "hey do you want to get obtuse?"
Person 2: "of course! When and where?"
Person 1: "20min on the boat"

by CHlMlCHANGA June 24, 2013

Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Obtuse Squabajuice

when a nigga be on that regie

Your an obtuse Squabajuice head ass.

by ThickNiggaAlex June 15, 2018

obtuse caboose

1) a: a big fat booty (as opposed to "a cute" booty)
b: a tushy exceeding 90 degrees
c: an exceptionally wide train car bursting at the steams
d: the rear region of an obese person
e: an incredibly vast rump

1) "Wow! Look at that obtuse caboose!"

2) "Hey, Can you move? I can't get around your obtuse caboose."

3) "Hey, you need to train to turn that the obtuse caboose into a cute caboose!"

4) "Let's take a tour of the obtuse caboose!"

by geometriclogos November 25, 2019

Obtuse

Big

Obtuse is big in garbish

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

The Obtuse Triforce

A Zelda themed position that, at least, involves two males, two females and a protractor. (Can involve three males and three females, but such complexity is rarely successful since it requires a second protractor).

Link is pretty lazy, so when he uses the obtuse triforce position , he gets Navi to hold the protractor.

by BluePine7 December 5, 2012

Obtuse

When women are curved in all the right places.

Damn Georgia is so obtuse

by Big iceburg August 2, 2020