NUTS ON YOUR EYELASHES

there once lived a nut, that roamed the rabid plains of the EYELASHES!!!! he roamed so far that he went to go buy sum emphazyma, but he found a waste basket and died of a heart stroke. Sad story. The zebras soon came and devoured his whole body untill he soon met up with a man named Loquizno. He speared the zebras and went home to eat wild rice on his restroom floor.

get your nuts off my eyelashes for you ruin the field of cats

by dinosaur December 13, 2003

Nuts on your chin

This is commonly used in a joke by kids in
Middle School/High School.

Billy: "Hey what do you call nuts on your chin?"
Tommy: "Idk what?"
Billy:"Dick in your mouth!"

by Daniel Lightfoot August 16, 2006

Nuts on top

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top

by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009

Nuts on your chin

Means my dick is in your mouth

Alex: Yo, bitch my nuts are on your chin.
Bitch: That's cuz...ya dick in my mouth!

by K-Kwik September 17, 2005

nuts on your forehead

when you're walking down the hall and a boy comes up to you looking for a good time. and he goes "hey, what would you do if i just put my nuts on your forehead?" and you say "then i'd put MY nuts on YOUR forehead" is accepting invitation to go smoke some pot while listening to peters techno...
this only works if you're a girl.

"hey les, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?"-the bockelman
"i'd have your nuts on my forehead?"- les
(accepting)

"hey katie, what would you do if i put my nuts on your forehead?" -the bockelman
"i'd cry"- Zanin
(declining)

by Lcslic January 26, 2006

nuts on yo chin

see nuts on your chin

yo homie, let me put my nuts on yo chin

by j8cob August 7, 2006

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred August 23, 2006