Northwest Lunchbox

A new manuever in dick puppeteering. This is a mix between the "Goat" and the infamous "Fruitbasket." Created by twisting the penis and balls combo 180 degrees, tucking between ones legs and bending over to reveal the "Northwest Lunchbox." If done correctly, the cinnamon ring will be directly above the lunchbox.

While bending over, it was unfortunate that I caught a glimpse of my Dad's Northwest Lunchbox.

by 503 satchel stain April 13, 2010

northwest territories

cold area way up north in canada, most people forget it exists. most famous for its diamond mines and all those hick truck drivers who they made a show about on the discovery channel.

northwest territories, huh?

by Way Up North January 6, 2008

Northwest High School

Northwest high school is were freshman get arrested for getting in fights. People do drugs in the bathrooms in-between classes and during class. The teachers don't care if you cheat on anything. The school is kinda LGBTQ+ frindly but not really.

I got to Northwest High School.

by unkown_002024 October 3, 2021

Northwest Homing Beacon

The more common name for Northwest Missouri State University's International Plaza, where at least twenty flags from various countries are flown.

Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.

We were worried that when we took that wrong turn off Highway 71 we'd encounter some zombies but in the distance, we could see the Northwest Homing Beacon, and cut across a frozen field to get back to campus.

by angelus_d January 7, 2006

Northwest Nap

Falling asleep on the job when entrusted with the lives, safety or property of others.

Last night the old train station burned down while the cops parked down the block from it were taking a Northwest Nap.

by Whatsinaname? October 28, 2009

northwest baptist academy

A place where the rules are held so tightly by the staff that the kids dont even know how to live. A place where they instill fear into the students in order to keep them in their cult like ways. Where being two-faced is the standard and is taught everyday by the ones in charge. where one is taught if your mind wanders outside of the bible you are now putting yourself at risk of becoming a teenage parent whether you know what sex is or not. A place where 99% of the students want nothing but freedom. A place where once you enter, you will forever be judged by those trapped inside.BEWARE.

individual one: i wish i could...
individual two: hasnt everyone?
individual one: no. i go to Northwest Baptist Academy :(
individual two: oh, im sorry.

by escapee#5 October 24, 2011

Northwest Tuxedo

Wearing fleece pants, jacket and vest at the same time. Extra points for a fleece hat or socks. The NW Tuxedo is similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, and is often seen in the Seattle area.

That guy in the Subaru Outback has a Northwest Tuxedo on. He's like a commercial for REI.

by silvers1 November 20, 2007