Naldo

(n.)short version of the name "Renaldo," which is:
1. a person who doesn't care what kind of cigarettes you smoke--he just wants one;
2. a person who claims that he has quit smoking but constantly bums cigarettes off of you.
3. a person who will sell you out and make you sleep outside after you drove all night to hang out in, say, Austin.
4. a poser from Louisiana

Barrett: What kind of cigarettes does Naldo smoke?
Chris: i don't know. What kind?
Barrett: Any kind you got.
Chris: Yeah, naldo is a dick. He thinks he's cool, but the only people who like him are the ones who don't really know him.
Barrett: i agree, the fucking bum.

by JcBibble January 6, 2008

Naldo

A Nalgene used as a dildo.

Either anally or vaginally.

Sometimes orally after anally.

Typically used after regular dildos have just stopped doing the trick.

(Nalgene-Dildo)

Chris: Yo dude totally boned some Slusherbait last friday.
Avery: Yeah unfortunately i just played with my Naldo.

by Avery HILL December 2, 2013

NaldoUtd

Is a guy of Twitter with a huge following, he likes going to the gym on a daily benching 160kg, his main attributes are Greenwood>Foden

Greenwood>foden, foden is overated meaning he isn’t very good defined as Greenwood is good. Look it’s NaldoUtd dad trey, he also likes greenwood

by Owls18 February 2, 2021