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National grab your Homies balls day 

It’s simple grab your Homies balls day
Yo did you know it’s national grab your Homies balls day

National Cock and Ball Torture Day 

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

National Suck Ian’s Balls Day 

Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked

This day is on October 31st
Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day 

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball
"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day 

A great day to show how much you love your boyfriend by tickling his balls! He will love the intimacy and it will bring you both closer. Just go for it!
You: Happy National Tickle Your Boyfriend's Balls Day!!!

Boyfriend: Oh wow I'm so excited!

National kicked in the balls day 

October 14 is officially get kicked in the balls day ok.
October 14 is national kicked in the balls day deal with it guys.