National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !

Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020

National Suck Averys Dick Day

October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free

U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?

by allahlovr69 October 21, 2019

National Suck Cheko's dick day

It's in the title Sucker

You must give Cheko sucky sucky because it's National Suck cheko's dick day

by Cheko6969 May 25, 2018

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

National small dick day

A day to celebrate your friend or your small dick

Celebrated on October 12

“Hey it’s national small dick day let’s go celebrate “

by Hheehheheas October 10, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019