F.I.B.I.N.N

fuckin in bathrooms in nevada november

randy : woah im in F.I.B.I.N.N tonight !

shanti : Woah i wish!

by 0000000sami0000000 December 2, 2023

My Little N i g g e r

You can call me Mr. M a j o r or ‘daddy’ M a j o r. I’m writing this to clarify the stuff written about my little n I g g e r Lawrence or Larry. I know he’s a problem for folks and some of you unlucky ones who have to be around him in Omaha. I managed to knock up his momma, who was a alcoholic crack whore. So from the beginning he wasn’t wanted. He was a chubby little squat. In fact his titties was bigger than his momma’s when he was a boy. But I could see that when he was a little baby, he was gonna be a problem. That’s one reason I left. I didn’t want to believe he came from my loins. He used to get in fights, but only when somebody else was there to protect him. His life of crime started early when he stole money from me from my wallet. He went on to stealing hubcaps, breaking windows and stealing from stores. He was sent to Boys Town, but I was gone then and from what I’ve read, he’s still a miserable little bastard. I know he’s diabetic, but still drinks too much anyway which makes him even worse. Them folks have to deal with a drunken loud mouth that runs around crying racism all the time. I know I wouldn’t hire him if I ran a business. He was, is, and will always be just a scum punk.

I don’t envy anybody that’s around my little n I g g e r. I’ve said my peace.

by Nigger Larry Major in Omaha April 30, 2013

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

by Can I kick it March 6, 2020

T.N.I

acronym for totally not invited.

What?! You guys went to the movies with out me ? T.N.I !!

by Kat_Attack December 27, 2009

Operation N.I.C.E

A social experiment where On March 9th 2020 (69th Day of the Year) People will put printed “Nice Cock” memes In their High school Bathrooms, And wait for results

Student 1: Bro Operation N.I.C.E is Tomorrow, you got the papers
Student 2: Yeah don’t worry bro

by Some Guy Vibing March 7, 2020

D.E.N.N.I.S System

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system refers to a fool proof system enabling men to obtain a woman's undying love, accompanied by life love devotion (if the man so desires). The D.E.N.N.I.S. system was made popular by Dennis Reynolds, a fictional character from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The system, although original in name, is similar to "The Effect," which also goes by the separate name "DJGorbeism," popularized by D.J.G. When one engages in "the effect" they are "IN EFFECT."

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nurture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Separate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.

Example of the D.E.N.N.I.S System/In Effect

Kalie, "Hey this is some good pizza."
Dennis, "You're the one that is good."

by Anticapital666 November 22, 2009

N.I. double Guh ER

The cause for all the noise outside of your shack on a blustery night. You may have originally thought it was Jeffélumps and Joozles coming to steal your honey but it was just a N.I. double Guh ER

Pooh: "Who are you?"
Nigger: "I'm Nigger! N.I. double Guh ER!"
Pooh: "What's a Nigger?"
Nigger (While looking into the camera): "Well he asked for it!"

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015