play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018

washing my hair

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

get out of my hair

to stop annoying someone.

Will you get out of my hair! You area real pain!
What do I have to do to get this guy out of my hair.

by timmy00274672 June 24, 2016

straightening my hair

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!

by Murry23 June 17, 2009

Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013

straightening my hair

using an outrageously expensive heating device that slowly kills your hair in order to make it straight like asian hair

Look at what straightening my hair did!

by dancerxox9 October 16, 2008

Combing my hair

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006