My Mom Jokes

A highly unusual method of including your own mother in the midst of an irrelevant conversation or arguement, therefore creating confusion among those whom you are having a conversation with.
May also be used to interupt another group's conersation

My Mom Jokes
Person 1:"I got a deadly new car! it's really fast"
Person 2:"My mom's really fast"
or
Person 1:"He's used to having balls in his mouth..."
Person 2:"My mom's used to having balls in her mouth"

by The T July 24, 2008

Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

Mom jokes

Not to be confused with the classic “yo mama jokes”. Mom jokes are inferior to the OG dad jokes. They don’t have to be funny, but they must be lame. Typically, it’s the kind of joke that you would laugh at after a hefty amount of wine and/or stress induced tears.

Mom: “Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating? They’re in a stable relationship.”

Son: “Omg, that is one of the worst mom jokes I’ve ever heard!”

by Thicky_Smalls October 27, 2021

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022