Midwestern Tuxedo

Khakis, shirt, and tie, but no jacket. It's what guys from the Midwest think is "dressing up," but fail to realize they look like Mormons.

Dude, Austin's going with the Midwestern Tuxedo tonight. Classic Austin.

by MG22 November 2, 2015

Midwest Bus Company

A really shitty school bus group that does not follow the laws of physics or geography. They say its a Midwest bus company but its based in NY

Midwest Bus Company is a really shitty company tbh

by gdysgyydg271y3712ty36y21gdyh1 January 4, 2023

Midwest

1) Region that the U.S. Census Bureau claims is comprised of these twelve states:

Ohio
Indiana
Illinois
Michigan
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Nebraska
North Dakota
South Dakota
Kansas
Missouri

2) Region in the United States that is in the central time zone and north of the Mason-Dixon Line.

The climate is extreme but the people are moderate.

The show was a hit in the Midwest before its popularity spread outward.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

Midwestern Goodbye

A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice

Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!

by Corndogst March 3, 2023

midwest tickler

When a person eats a large amount of corn, then the next day takes a shit without wiping, and is immediately fucked in the ass. The corn in the poop "tickles" the dick, and it is called the midwest tickler because of the large amount of corn grown in the midwest.

Person 1: "The corn is knee high by the fourth of July."
Person 2: "Good, I want a midwest tickler sometime soon."

by Freddy15 June 23, 2008

Midwest City High School

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.

yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.

by totallynotafreshmen January 24, 2020

Midwestern Goodbye

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.

When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*

by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023