Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

Lester De Malester Cockenstien by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010

douche mccallister 

someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.

man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.

why do you say that?

cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.

douche mccallister by saucy mcgee May 28, 2008

deusch mcallister 

A dude who's a dbag.

Yo bro look at that guy's gelled hair. What a deusch mcallister.

deusch mcallister by sixandahalfsoft January 20, 2008

Demi Mcallister 

Demi Mcallister is a girl who loves Jake Rogers.

Mason:who’s that!
Jake:it’s demi,she’s hot
Demi Mcallister:thanks babes ;)

Demi Mcallister by hello demi July 7, 2022

Devin McCallister 

He is a very sweet and intelligent person. I would be lost without him. He is the one I go to for everything. He has changed my life for the better. I love him with all my heart. If your friends with this guy, then you are a very lucky person.

I love Devin McCallister

Devin McCallister by iloveyoubabes April 24, 2011