May 9th

National sex day!

girl 1: damn I wanna have sex with him
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sex day!

boy: come it's May 9th

by xvanillax January 05, 2020

May 9th

The day a kind funny shy cute boy was born if your born may 9th your really lucky

Did you hear he’s born may 9th that’s a keeper he’s the most special boy.

by Octobergirl4 October 23, 2019

May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)

Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic

by mxj April 28, 2022

May 9th

May 9th is hug a murderer day
Go find and hug them
Give them affection

E.g
Person 1: hey it’s may 9th which is hug a murderer day
Person 2:ok and?
Person 1:where’s my hug?

by Life Insurance Square May 08, 2022

May 9th

National give your bf super risky head in the drum closet day

Dude it’s may 9th. I’m definitely getting some slop

by Billthebest568 May 09, 2022

May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

May 9th

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!

Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already

by writerperson69 May 04, 2022