Matija

A big muscular guy who doesn't workout. He has Tarzan like hair. He will always be friendly but sometimes his EGO will fuck him up.

1: Wow look at that beast of a guy right there!

2: He is such a Matija.

by EpicWheelchairGuy March 19, 2020

Matias Janitschek

Matias Janitschek (Assholius Erectus) is an animal native to the eastern United States, and is well known for being found wherever their is a copious amount of alcohol. Main food groups are beer, small children and promisquous human females. Very dangerous party animal, it is suggested that if you see one you immediatley call your local animal control, police department or national guard center. DO NOT attempt to capture as a matias' jaws can crush titamium. If you find yourself cornered by a matias start praying because religion is the only thing a matias fears.

Girl 1: Who is that guy drenched in beer and blood?

Girl 2: thats a Matias Janitschek!!!!!

Girl 1: Why's he covered in blood?

Girl 2: He must've mated with Christine!!! RUN!

by Turtledyke January 13, 2010

Matias

absolute chad who should switch seats with Anni

Matias should switch seats with Anni

by ääööää October 21, 2019

Matias

hot ass emo kid that is a skater and has like the finest body ever that makes you kust want to pounce on him and do him in the pants >.<

Girl 1:Have you seen Matias?

Girl 2.You mean the hot emo skater... yeah he went that way.

by The toucher of pant areas November 1, 2008

matijs

Just a legend and a beast gets all the ladies

You are a real matijs

by Ilovematijs June 18, 2017

Matias Faillace

In Argentina it means someone thats really really really fucking cool and everyone wants to be like this type of person.

"Your such a Matias Faillace its FIREE"
"I know bro, too bad your not as Matias Faillace as I am cause I'm a badass and your not"

cool amazing funny

by ubberrcoolguy November 18, 2009

Matias

Dirty minded, really hot charming and a little bit dumb. He likes to laugh at the most inappropriate thing but he’s super cute when he’s doing it. Matias LOVES to watch hentai and porn. He’s popular and has surfer hair that you just want to play with. He likes to flirt with the popular girls. When you see him you want to hug him.

Girl 1: Omg matias is sooo cute
Girl 2: omg is I want to be his gf!!

by Avon sevie January 9, 2020