An ancient European explorer who taught everyone whom he met how to play golf and croquet from horseback.
Marco Polo and his followers may indeed have had intensely happy times with all their whooping and swinging while riding on horseback, and more power to them, I say. Still, I much prefer just sharing a quiet "strolling around on foot" mallets-and-balls game with my family and friends, thank you very much.
by QuacksO November 28, 2018
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