March 9th

NATIONAL SLAP ASS DAY!!!!!

On March 9th just go around ur class and just slap that ass. (Don’t be a bitch)

by Taskmaker302 March 8, 2022

March 9th

National “I fucking love my girlfriend” day. Get her something nice! She deserves it.

Peel: “hey, finn. What is today”
Finn: “Bro, today is March 9th. National ‘i fucking love my girlfriend’ day”

by Finnie07 March 8, 2022

March 9th

you are the type of person who is a pisces ♓️ . you are very sweet , & give out anything for others but you do not tolerate bullshit 💯!

“ ayy ! yo personality is good .. yu must’ve been born on march 9th & yu are a pisces ♓️!! ” .

by idcimsb June 5, 2020

March 9th

Kiss your girlfriend day

Bf: do you know what day it is?
Gf: no?
Bf:kisses

Gf:oh its March 9th

by V_hehe March 7, 2022

March 9th

NATIONAL BOYFRIEND'S DAY:
Take this day to appreciate your boyfriend and love him and thank him for everything he does for you! Don't forget to show him off

Oh hey it's March 9th, time to go give my boyfriend head .

by kklohbdu.mom March 8, 2021

march 9th

national hug day!!!

can i have a hug? it’s march 9th

by calliexxx March 8, 2022

March 9th

National Leg Shaking Day

“yo did you know its March 9th”
“yeah man go get your girl, National Leg Shaking Day”

by mepswim March 9, 2020