March 23rd

international ask out your crush day

boy: hey will you go out with me

girl: yeah sure

boy: thank God for March 23rd

by lustmare March 20, 2023

March 23rd

National beat a woman up day, the only time of the year where you can really let loose on that woman who's been driving you crazy, or just for fun.

Boy #1: Hey it's March 23rd, national beat a woman up day, let's go beat the f*** out of your manager for snitching on us last tuesday to the cops

Boy #2: Yeah alright

by Verbat1m March 23, 2025

March 23rd

National Fuck a Guy Named Alec Day

Girl 1: It’s March 23rd! you know what that means!
Girl 2: We have to fuck a guy named Alec!

by 666+999= 69420 February 23, 2025

March 23rd

The day My Chemical Romance broke up until their 2019 reunion.
Saddest day in emo history.

I said March 23rd to the emo kid and he tried to kill me

by bobedoesthings March 11, 2021