Malaysia Flight 370

A sex move that consists of sneaking out of the bedroom during sex and ceasing contact indefinitely.

Molly: 'Melissa, why are you crying?'
Melissa: 'I was having sex with Brendan, and he stopped, so I turned around to ask him why, but he wasn't there anymore. He hasn't responded to my texts or calls, and no one has heard from him in a week!'
Molly: 'Sounds like he gave you the Malaysia Flight 370!'

by Big Gay Mike December 1, 2014

malashia

the best best friend anyone could ask for. She has so many friends. She is the exact definition of grace and beauty while still being smart and funny. She is super talented in many departments but damn she can sing! She doesn't really date all that much but people would date her. If u find a Malashia in your life never let her go, EVER. Oh and she had a banging figure and a great booty

Nickname: may

guy: bro did u just here Malashia sing? She's amazing!
Guy 2: yeah and did u see her butt it's so nice

Guy : too bad she's not interested in dating rn

by cdb December 10, 2016

Malaysian Crop Duster

When a guy is analing his girlfriend and she farts either on him or on his dick and the smell is unbearable, kind of like curry or any other Malaysian/Indian food.

Guy 1: Bro last night I assfucked my girl and she farted on my dick right before I stuck it in! It smelled like fucking shit!

Guy 2: Haha! You just got Malaysian Crop Dusted.(Another form of Malaysian Crop Duster)

by Jaynation_103 June 8, 2017

malaysia

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so.

The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

by Mamaturtle January 19, 2005

Malaysian Studies

A subject that was forced upon all college students in Malaysia because the government was afraid that they would forget the fabricated History of Malaysia and spread discontentment about the country when they go overseas to further their studies.

A huge failure as truth cannot be hidden. Signifying yet another venerability of the poorly though of and highly biased education system.

Studying for Malaysian Studies is a waste of time.

by The Incomplete Name November 10, 2010

malaysia

Often touted by its proud citizens as a "developed developing country." Indeed, perhaps the most developed country in Southeast Asia (if you discount a certain city-state...) Yet in reality, Malaysia is no more than the angry, ugly, poor sister who mistakenly kicked out Singapore in the 1960s -- understandably so, given all the tools there (then and NOW). But alas, things were not meant to be...

(Great food though!)

Non-Malaysian: Oh Malaysia! I hear the beaches are beautiful over there in Bali.

Malaysian: Malaysia is NOT Indonesia. Malaysia is a DEVELOPED developing nation while Indonesia is a poor, corrupt third world country --

Non-Malaysian: Oh.

by hkcajai September 4, 2005

malaisha

A Super hot sex appeal. She's strict at times but laid back at most. Guys are all over her.

"That's a Malaisha for you"

by Us here at urban August 24, 2016