My definitions

Things that I found out ALL of them didn't even exist.
*sigh*

My definitions don't suck.

by Orrinpants October 27, 2021

my definitions

they get a million dislikes, and takes two whole years to get reviewed and published.

everyone dislikes my definitions because they take years to be published. this time is longer than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by Tom TNT June 30, 2024

my definitions are stupid as fuck

why did i write these
oh yeah bec i was a lil kid shithead

"I just looked on my urban dictionary account for the first time in years, my definitions are stupid as fuck."

by EBtPGyt March 25, 2026

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

These name definitions bring my mood up.

When you're feeling down and look up your name in the Urban Dictionary, and its a big paragraph about how amazing you are. And u know no one else would write that for you.

Friend: "Hey dude, I was having a bad spout last night but I looked up these name definitions, and These name definitions bring my mood up. I needed that."

Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"

by I'm A Disappointment March 19, 2019

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Mydefinitionwasrejected

The state of depression one goes through when urban dictionary rejects your definition.

"Kaia's definition to get back at Hania was rejected"
"Oh well she might be experiencing mydefinitionwasrejected - is she ok?"

by Crispy_potato July 4, 2020