Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
Moderately Recognizable Edibles.
Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in riverine environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of.
Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.
Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in riverine environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of.
Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Yo Dude! Is that the MRE with tortillas in it!? I'll trade you!!!
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...?
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...?
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?
by PatrciusPatriarcusShanius December 21, 2023
Moderately Recognizable Edibles
Food Packs full of goodies; Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in "riverine" environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of. Food, in a small strange package that may fall from the sky, or, in some cases be distributed by dusty persons in some stage of Rattle.
Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.
Food Packs full of goodies; Hated by everyone who ever had one, Loved by everyone who ever had one, Hoarded by Jack-Sticks, Douche-Wads, Ditty-Boppers, and naturally by all the Everyones mentioned in the first part, Because why not. They only get better with time, you can make absolaylay fetch fishing lures from the packaging (Tested heavily for several generations in "riverine" environs, they catch! there might be a metaphor in there... ) And the foily wrappy parts that come with some of these magical cysts of rapturous comfort, can of course be used to make any manner of amazing electronicals that one can twinkly fingers dream of. Food, in a small strange package that may fall from the sky, or, in some cases be distributed by dusty persons in some stage of Rattle.
Simply put they are dope. I would sell my Nanna for half of one.
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Yo Dude! Is that the MRE with tortillas in it!? I'll trade you!!!
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?
Fwerpmaster: What the fuck did you just say boot-rattle?
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: You know...the MRE...the one with, uhm...tortillas...
Fwerpmaster: Hey Boz! Is that habib in the next valley still tryin to sell a fuckin goat?...
Billy-Bob Gutierrez: Holy shit dude, he just threw down that MRE, what should we do?
by PatrciusPatriarcusShanius December 30, 2023
Very cool streamer i like krunker lot because he play game. I want give $5 Million because he cool guy.
MrE Element is cool.
by SnakeyFlea March 26, 2023