Bureau of Morality

A fictional organization from the alternate reality game to the Nine Inch Nails Album Year Zero. The purpose of the Bureau is to keep citizens in line and make sure they aren't doing anything they consider "un-american" such as expressing dissapointment with the government. Extreme punishments are handed down to people who do break their laws and use their voice.

Our schoolboard's really become the Bureau of Morality, it sucks!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 19, 2011

objective morality

The disbelief that right and wrong are pure and consistent concepts given to us by God or Yahweh which can't be challenged, redefined or argued against. In other words, our world is one with no moral grays. Everybody is either a wholesome follower, or a sinful deviant.

"God gave us objective morality, meaning I don't need to take responsibility for my misogyny and homophobic tendencies."

"Well golly gee willickers, thank goodness we don't have to think about the consequences for our actions!"

"Yup. I knew there had to be a reason society had come to disincentive theft, murder and rape."

"Actually Bobby, rape's a go according to the Bible."

"On the contrary Mary-Ann, rape is portrayed negatively in our media which retroactively changes the morals of our Bible to conform with modern sensibilities."

"That doesn't sound very objective, Bobby."

"Shut the fuck up Mary."

by Ravio October 4, 2016

selective morality

The act of passing proper moral judgement on one person while favoring another over that person; this basically means that someone would be willing to rat out one person for something they did, but at the same time, not get the other into trouble by favoring them and reporting them for whatever infringement of the law or etc. they performed.

Selective morality is common among larger companies such as Youtube and Facebook or so many people say.

by Brokensteel119 July 21, 2016

Morality

A fictitous belief in what is 'right' and what is 'wrong' There is no such thing as right or wrong. Your actions decide who you are, not words. 'Morality' is dependant on a person. Not society. Each individual decides what is right or wrong. It is not socities choice to decide. But it is the duty of society to lay down rules of morality.

Where is your sense of morality?
Morality is just another word for bullshit!

by Karl Marx October 24, 2004

hyper-morality

A human societal and individual anomaly in which one person to a large group of people experience righteous, pragmatic, biased, or otherwise bigoted hatred torward a person, action or event which was not warranted to the specific circumstances. Often resulting in the harm and defilement of a person action or event, while the person to large group of people acting in bigoted and unrational hate actions are widely praised or forgotten about. And they themselves view their actions as moral, righteous or ethical.

The feminazis who attacked the man for not agreeing with their views of female supremacy were acting under hyper-morality

by Athenaforce January 12, 2015

Morality troll

Derivative of internet troll; an individual, typically with religious conservative viewpoints, who uses their religious views (their stated morals) as a basis of opposition to incite emotional responses from proponents of certain issues, such as same-sex marriage, assisted dying, abortion and feminism.

That person railing against same-sex marriage on the basis of his religion is such a morality troll.

by Againstpoattruth9999 December 15, 2016

Morality check

When you already have a significant other, are flirting with someone else and they refer to your mate.

girl: I'd like to take a peek at you naked.

boy: Wow I think you cute too, your husband must be a lucky guy.

girl: Gee thanks for the morality check.

by Mir_rose March 4, 2008