25 pounds of m&ms

approximately 12,500 m&ms

person 1: you should buy 25 pounds of m&ms for your girlfriend
person 2: why would i need 12,500 m&ms for her?
person 1: why not?

by m&m simp November 08, 2021

crystal m&ms

meth

hey did you get the crystal m&ms form that guy

by that really stupid guy September 05, 2020

Nut M&Ms

To make Nut M&Ms you will need too nut into a bowl, and Sift it till it's nice and creamy. Then put it into a freezer for about 30 minute, till its solid. Then dip it into Melted chocolate and put into the freezer again for 10 minutes. That's how you make Nut M&Ms.

Evan: Dude you wanna try my Nut M&Ms.
Tyrone: No nigga what's tf is wrong with you cuz.

by Your Friendly Coon. June 11, 2020

m&ms

Absolute perfection, when eaten, can result in being enlightened by god, created by the gods for the gods, although some slipped down from the heavens and are able to be accessed by us mere mortals, resulting in enlightenment by the gods.

Sam: Damn when did Sam become so smart
Sam: It all started when he ate those damned m&ms

by Savitygray December 06, 2019

m&ms

stuff you can but at the store and shove up your ass

M&Ms feel nice up my ass.

by 72ithink February 12, 2022