lu bu

a great warrior know to defeat thousands of soldiers in battle, but when you finally beat him he runs away like a sissy and you only get a crummy +2 attack from him

the teachers weren't happy that i brought a halbert to class, so i went lu bu on their asses

by shadow December 3, 2004

Lu Bu Vs. Dong Zhuo

When Lu Bu took Dong Zhuo to court to solve who was in control of west Jing.

Lu Bu: Your Honor i have Papers here that state i own West Jing.

Dong Zhuo:HE GOT THOSE FORGED!!!

by DeathSaber May 1, 2004

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”

by aSFina January 8, 2023

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard”
“You could just type it as Lv Bu instead, duh”

by anonymous January 8, 2023

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu’s name wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard.”
“Just spell it like Lv Bu, duh!!!”

by anonymous January 8, 2023