Denis Lombard

A rare breed of a sub-species of humans, he is the result of severe inbreeding and can be referred to as "Dinbred" "Lombtard" or just a general word that denotes extreme mental retardation or inbreeding.

Anon One: Hey denis want to go to taco bell?

Denis Lombard:No i already have a phone

by I am your king January 10, 2012

Lombard

Someone who is socially awkward but also unaware of their awkwardness. They are unaware so much to the point that they are outspoken and assume that they are being interesting and or original.

Alex really said out loud that he was happy people were taking pictures of his car, what a Lombard.

by Master4ndy March 31, 2022

Lombard

The sexual act of one getting into a circle of men and women above 300Lbs, who all have diarrhoea, and wrestling your partner whilst skat is constantly being thrown at you. The winner of the wrestling gets to have sex with the other.

Hey sarah! I challenge you to a lombard

by lombard455 January 6, 2025

Lombard Lilac Festival

An annual festival in Lombard, IL celebrating the blooming of lilac flowers, the coming of age of prepubescent children and the coming out of the homosexual community... all celebrated parts of Lombard tradition.

Are you going to Chris's house for the Lombard Lilac Festival? We're going to rage tf out of the parade!

by Lombard King May 15, 2024