lego

Plastic blocks that open creativity in oneself, but hurt like sticking bamboo shoots in your foot when you step on one.

I stepped on a lego and now I'll be limping on that foot for a week!

by boredonasunday September 1, 2013

lego

A juvenile torturing device used by many children because they can build more torturing devices with it

Joe: I stepped on a lego
Mark: Hey look I made a better torturing device
Janet: I tried your torturing device mark and it's so long and the tip is hard

by ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ sᴀʏ ʙɪɢ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ B I G April 30, 2019

lego

The most painful thing ever put on this earth

Possibly created by Satan

Man, I stepped on a lego today. I probably won't be walking for a week!

by Collin Hunt October 19, 2014

Lego

the Reason you cut off your foot

Person 1: I step on Lego for years now so i put a stop to it.
Person 2: what did you do to put a stop to it?
Person 1: I made sure i had nothing to step on the Lego with

by DaSuperCoconut June 3, 2019

Lego

basically little land mines made out of plastic that dont actually blow up

ah •••• i stepped on a lego!

by probably_not_myself January 31, 2020

Lego

(noun)
The small plastic object seeking to destroy your foot, it will hide in any crevice necessary to complete its mission.

Lego

by Havvik February 22, 2019

lego

1. an interlocking plastic building toy
2. something that should be done to eggo waffles

lego my eggo

by trumpy13 July 17, 2003