Leaky faucet

Me after the dick appointment

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!

by agayhoe February 1, 2021

Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.

I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.

by jkwazo April 26, 2019

leaky faucet

pre cum from a penis

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021

Leaky faucet

The sexual act where a partner (typically a man) dosent poop for a month. Then when he’s all stockpiled and ready to go, you perform coitus on the man’s butthole until exploding inside. After you lay down below him and he pushes the gooey mixture into your mouth as you swallow all of it

I can’t wait for Mac to give me a leaky faucet tonight!

by Mr grippy October 17, 2025

Leaky Faucet

The female version of blue balls. When the drip keeps coming and the plumber has better things to do than fix your faucet.

“Steven has been teasing me all day; giving me a leaky faucet if you know what I mean.”

by Captain Carpe November 27, 2021

Leaky Faucet

leaky faucet means pre cum

jimmy: my pp is leaking
bill: leaky faucet!

by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021