seekrit langwidge

A developing underground dialect of English. Currently it is spoken only in scattered regions of Georgia. Langwidge involves the intense and rigorous misspelling of words, often to expressive and comedic effect. It also includes many commonly-used catchphrases and terms.

id id funz tew sai de seekrit langwidge werds sumtimez

u r been a notti gurli n fore dat eye wil chaime yew feersly.

i m feeleen sew bleendy 2dai...n allsew ebery dai.

stawp been a crazipeniz. i wud lyk yew 2 akt lyk a proppur preti ladi pliz. tankyew.

by HalCrain May 17, 2007

Layguide

A fictional book supposedly used to help guys get laid.

Frank "I tried so hard but only got as far as second."
Jim "dude, you need a layguide..."

by shg10 June 22, 2009

Languist

someone who believes that other language are not as good as their own and therefore treats them unfairly

How can you say that German is better than English, you're such a languist.
We have suffered from those racists, sexists, and now the have to face with the languists too

by 321Tacocat123 May 18, 2018

languist

A person who refuses to speak another language other than his native one

That person is such a languist

by milkman227 November 30, 2015

languigi

A rap term, a substitute for the word language to somewhat rhyme with japaneze

Japaneze is my languigi

by Stranger.things.for.lyfe.mikee February 14, 2018

Languish

1. pine with love or grief.
2. assume or display a sentimentally tender or melancholy expression or tone.

1. she still languished after Richard
2. when a visitor comes in, she smiles and languishes

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

The Full Langridge

The act of getting completely naked in a public place, then strumming your bean like you've got a mosquito bite on it.

She was just sitting there, I never thought she would go the full Langridge..

by 4 Digits Deep July 9, 2016